i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Vodka?
Forever.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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