She announced her abortion via fbk
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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