Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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