Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
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