I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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