do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Im part way to drunk.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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