I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
