CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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