do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
whose ass print is on the piano?
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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