is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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