Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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