Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Yo dont text me then not text me
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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