they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
he thought i was a dude.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
he quoted the bible to break up with me
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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