Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Enjoy the penises
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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