would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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