the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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