I look better un-naked...
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
