What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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