I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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