As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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