whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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