she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Randomize
