I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Randomize
