If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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