i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
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