I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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