i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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