How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
It was a blind-side dick pic.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
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