taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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