I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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