He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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