Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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