dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Life is so much better after having sex.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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