We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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