I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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