i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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