I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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