We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Randomize
