weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Randomize
