so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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