Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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