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We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
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