so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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