Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
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dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
