everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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