So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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