walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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