Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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