Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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