She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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